Why'd this happen to me.

(Think your not the one for me)

Granny called Jane on the phone
She was all upset about Joan
Woohoo, woohoo

Seems Joan has a house she went to clean
That's where we begin, let me set the scene
Woohoo, woohoo

Came time to dust the grandpa's fish
Stuck the hook in her finger just like this
Woohoo, woohoo

Then she said oh no,
She said oh no no no.
She said oh no. Why'd this happen to me.

Then Lawrnece tried to yank it out
Just made it worse there is no doubt
Woohoo, woohoo

They decided to dial 911
they all came to join the fun
Woohoo, woohoo

She still said oh no
She said oh no no no
She said oh no. Why'd this happen to me.

The EMT he took a look
Her blood pressure was off the hook
Woohoo, woohoo

He said you get to ride in our ambulance
She had to go, they can't take the chance
Woohoo, woohoo

Still saying ho no
Oh no no no
Saying oh no, why'd this happen to me

So when it's your turn to clean a fish
Please please please remember this
Woohoo, woohoo

Take your time and take a look
Be sure to stay away from the hook
Woohoo, woohoo

Or you'll say oh no
You'll say oh no no no
You'll say oh no, why'd this happen to mo.