(Think your not the one for me)
Granny called Jane on the phone
She was all upset about Joan
Woohoo, woohoo
Seems Joan has a house she went to clean
That's where we begin, let me set the scene
Woohoo, woohoo
Came time to dust the grandpa's fish
Stuck the hook in her finger just like this
Woohoo, woohoo
Then she said oh no,
She said oh no no no.
She said oh no. Why'd this happen to me.
Then Lawrnece tried to yank it out
Just made it worse there is no doubt
Woohoo, woohoo
They decided to dial 911
they all came to join the fun
Woohoo, woohoo
She still said oh no
She said oh no no no
She said oh no. Why'd this happen to me.
The EMT he took a look
Her blood pressure was off the hook
Woohoo, woohoo
He said you get to ride in our ambulance
She had to go, they can't take the chance
Woohoo, woohoo
Still saying ho no
Oh no no no
Saying oh no, why'd this happen to me
So when it's your turn to clean a fish
Please please please remember this
Woohoo, woohoo
Take your time and take a look
Be sure to stay away from the hook
Woohoo, woohoo
Or you'll say oh no
You'll say oh no no no
You'll say oh no, why'd this happen to mo.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Big Fit at Sonic
I sat on the bread
Because of you is what I said
I threw a big fit
Right there at Sonic
You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There was nothing else that I could do
It's no lie
My aunt laughed and quickly got out of it
My big fit at Sonic
So now I'm older
It's still your fault
That's what I told her
Every one laughs
when they think if it
My big fit at Sonic
You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There what nothing else that I could do
You ask why?
upon the bread is where I lit
So, I threw a fit at Sonic
Because of you is what I said
I threw a big fit
Right there at Sonic
You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There was nothing else that I could do
It's no lie
My aunt laughed and quickly got out of it
My big fit at Sonic
So now I'm older
It's still your fault
That's what I told her
Every one laughs
when they think if it
My big fit at Sonic
You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There what nothing else that I could do
You ask why?
upon the bread is where I lit
So, I threw a fit at Sonic
Monday, August 9, 2010
Little Granny Finger
(Think wrapped around your finger by the Police)
If you come to see the little Granny
You may think she sweet as she can be
Just a word of warning should you linger
You may see her fly that middle finger
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
You may only come here for a visit
You'll gather round the table where we all sit
A little coaxing is all that's she'll require
Soon you'll see that finger heading higher
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
If your driving her and you have a sun roof
Keep it closed or soon everyone will have proof
That the finger flies whenever the mood does arise
Everyone one around gets a surprise
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
If you come to see the little Granny
You may think she sweet as she can be
Just a word of warning should you linger
You may see her fly that middle finger
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
You may only come here for a visit
You'll gather round the table where we all sit
A little coaxing is all that's she'll require
Soon you'll see that finger heading higher
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
If your driving her and you have a sun roof
Keep it closed or soon everyone will have proof
That the finger flies whenever the mood does arise
Everyone one around gets a surprise
You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Jamie came from Heaven..
(think we didn't start the fire - Billy Joel)
Paper, pens
Downs friends
Love for great big rings
Bowling tapes
Grease, Hairspray
Barbies and their things
"It fine"
My favorite line
Happiness she brings
Giant smiles
All the while
She dances and she sings
Jamie came from Jesus
She is here among us
to try and teach us,
Jamie came from heaven
We know she's going back there
I fate I hope we all share
Paper, pens
Downs friends
Love for great big rings
Bowling tapes
Grease, Hairspray
Barbies and their things
"It fine"
My favorite line
Happiness she brings
Giant smiles
All the while
She dances and she sings
Jamie came from Jesus
She is here among us
to try and teach us,
Jamie came from heaven
We know she's going back there
I fate I hope we all share
Friday, February 12, 2010
The Devil is Canadian
We've heard the Devil went down to Georgia
looking for a soul to steal
But, he came from Canada in a blue canoe
The Olympics have revealed
With taps on his shoes and horns on his head
he danced a gig, it filled us with dread
His minions danced around him with glee
Twirling and tapping from what I could see
The cauldron looked like a three legged stool
The forth leg was broken, oh what a fool
But, it just didn't matter what happened inside
Wayne hopped in a truck and away they did drive
The real cauldron was found way down the road
Oh just kidding, was what we were told
The Devil's in the details, or so I heard
He's home in Vancouver playing the fiddle, how absurd
So, when he comes to your town, here is what you should say
Just yell go home, back up north ay!
looking for a soul to steal
But, he came from Canada in a blue canoe
The Olympics have revealed
With taps on his shoes and horns on his head
he danced a gig, it filled us with dread
His minions danced around him with glee
Twirling and tapping from what I could see
The cauldron looked like a three legged stool
The forth leg was broken, oh what a fool
But, it just didn't matter what happened inside
Wayne hopped in a truck and away they did drive
The real cauldron was found way down the road
Oh just kidding, was what we were told
The Devil's in the details, or so I heard
He's home in Vancouver playing the fiddle, how absurd
So, when he comes to your town, here is what you should say
Just yell go home, back up north ay!
Friday, December 18, 2009
A Very Vista Christmas
Twas the day before Christmas break and down every hall
The kids are all wound up, teachers climbing the walls
Each student was waiting to get out of their chair
The Christmas song singing was about to be there
With Jolene in her office and Cheryl on her broom
We’ve got faculty seething in many a room
The fridges are just clean as a whistle
It was emptied with little warning and everyone bristled
It sure is a good thing that it is a short day
It can’t come too soon that they all go away
The buses will come and the parents will drive
And all we can hope for is to get out alive
It’s a good thing that Christmas is a full week away
That gives you some time to forget this long day
So all you can say as the school day does end
We have a whole year before we do it again
The kids are all wound up, teachers climbing the walls
Each student was waiting to get out of their chair
The Christmas song singing was about to be there
With Jolene in her office and Cheryl on her broom
We’ve got faculty seething in many a room
The fridges are just clean as a whistle
It was emptied with little warning and everyone bristled
It sure is a good thing that it is a short day
It can’t come too soon that they all go away
The buses will come and the parents will drive
And all we can hope for is to get out alive
It’s a good thing that Christmas is a full week away
That gives you some time to forget this long day
So all you can say as the school day does end
We have a whole year before we do it again
Friday, December 11, 2009
Joanie's black eye
Joanie got a black eye from a railing
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow
She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine
Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked
Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow
She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine
Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked
Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue
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