Twas the day before Christmas break and down every hall
The kids are all wound up, teachers climbing the walls
Each student was waiting to get out of their chair
The Christmas song singing was about to be there
With Jolene in her office and Cheryl on her broom
We’ve got faculty seething in many a room
The fridges are just clean as a whistle
It was emptied with little warning and everyone bristled
It sure is a good thing that it is a short day
It can’t come too soon that they all go away
The buses will come and the parents will drive
And all we can hope for is to get out alive
It’s a good thing that Christmas is a full week away
That gives you some time to forget this long day
So all you can say as the school day does end
We have a whole year before we do it again
Friday, December 18, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Joanie's black eye
Joanie got a black eye from a railing
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow
She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine
Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked
Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow
She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine
Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked
Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue
Friday, December 4, 2009
Listen
Listen, there's a little girl names Secret
She's our own albino child
Oh, Oh, Oh
I'll tell ya
she's as sweet as she can be
she gives gifts ya gotta see
what ya gonna do
OOOOOh
Mis Lighty
Oh Mis Lighty is her mom
the booty, it goes on and on
there's enough for two
OOOOOOh
She's our own albino child
Oh, Oh, Oh
I'll tell ya
she's as sweet as she can be
she gives gifts ya gotta see
what ya gonna do
OOOOOh
Mis Lighty
Oh Mis Lighty is her mom
the booty, it goes on and on
there's enough for two
OOOOOOh
Lola
Her name is Lola
She is a trailer
Painted white and red
Go, Go Utes is what is said
She likes to tailgate
Down by Rice- Eccles
She doesn't have to go to far
She is like a rolling bar
She's rooting for the U
Winning is what they do
She wouldn't miss a game
Everyone should know her name
She's always there, handled with great care
She's got that growing fame
It's time to tail gate
east of the south gate
It's the greatest thing to do
Just don't be wearing any blue
She is a trailer
Painted white and red
Go, Go Utes is what is said
She likes to tailgate
Down by Rice- Eccles
She doesn't have to go to far
She is like a rolling bar
She's rooting for the U
Winning is what they do
She wouldn't miss a game
Everyone should know her name
She's always there, handled with great care
She's got that growing fame
It's time to tail gate
east of the south gate
It's the greatest thing to do
Just don't be wearing any blue
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Taylor's Theme
Think of the song "Cars" by Gary Newman
Me and my mom, yes it us every day
either work or at play it's the way that we live
just me, and my mom
Me and my mom, every morning and night
oh man what a sight, it just goes on and on
it's me, and my mom
Me and my mom, we head off for the play
yes we go every day, several months so they say
for me, and my mom
Me and my mom, were doing laundry today
I'm going to help,so I say
I may just get in the way
that's me, and my mom
Me and my mom, so we each have a phone
No no she's never alone
It's the constant talk zone
from me, to my mom
Me and my mom, some day to heaven we'll go
then all the blessings will show, her work god does know
for me, by my mom
Me and my mom, yes it us every day
either work or at play it's the way that we live
just me, and my mom
Me and my mom, every morning and night
oh man what a sight, it just goes on and on
it's me, and my mom
Me and my mom, we head off for the play
yes we go every day, several months so they say
for me, and my mom
Me and my mom, were doing laundry today
I'm going to help,so I say
I may just get in the way
that's me, and my mom
Me and my mom, so we each have a phone
No no she's never alone
It's the constant talk zone
from me, to my mom
Me and my mom, some day to heaven we'll go
then all the blessings will show, her work god does know
for me, by my mom
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Empty Nest
The nest is empty
The children are gone
They have done as we hoped
Grown up, Moved on
We watch and we worry
As they're on their own
There were here just a moment
The time sure has flown
It's bitter, it's sweet
as they go on their way
This is as it should be
We've enjoyed (almost) every day
A new chapter is opened
A new phase begun
It's time to look forward
Time for freedom and fun
But unlike the old days
When it was just us two
Our family will keep on growing
As we always hoped, always knew.
The children are gone
They have done as we hoped
Grown up, Moved on
We watch and we worry
As they're on their own
There were here just a moment
The time sure has flown
It's bitter, it's sweet
as they go on their way
This is as it should be
We've enjoyed (almost) every day
A new chapter is opened
A new phase begun
It's time to look forward
Time for freedom and fun
But unlike the old days
When it was just us two
Our family will keep on growing
As we always hoped, always knew.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Goes On and On
Last fall we went to Disneyland and I loved every minute as always. This trip included two treats that were unusual. First, I got to ride a segway scooter. Great fun. Second, the Small World ride was closed. This has never been one of my favorites. I have rewritten the song and just wanted to record it.
It's a world of sadness, a world of tears
You hop on this boat for what seems like years
Yes, this ride is so long it just goes on and on
There's nothin small about this world
Nothin small about this world
Nothin small about this world (you know the rest)
It's a world of sadness, a world of tears
You hop on this boat for what seems like years
Yes, this ride is so long it just goes on and on
There's nothin small about this world
Nothin small about this world
Nothin small about this world (you know the rest)
Monday, February 16, 2009
Be Still and Know
Recent events have taken me back
to a day when life felt way off track
a friend, a mentor, a truly great one
had left the world, too soon to be taken
I will never forget that Sabbath morn
as I entered the church, my heart was torn
I felt despair, unable to grasp
how could this happen, gone so fast
He served with love all those around
truly no guile in him could be found
I remember his smile, his quiet way
I thought of him on that Sabbath day
My heart cried out Lord, how could this be?
The opening hymn held the answer for me
"Be still my soul" were the words I sang
Peace and calm were the feelings that came
Know that he is in control,
"Be still my soul"
"Be still my soul"
to a day when life felt way off track
a friend, a mentor, a truly great one
had left the world, too soon to be taken
I will never forget that Sabbath morn
as I entered the church, my heart was torn
I felt despair, unable to grasp
how could this happen, gone so fast
He served with love all those around
truly no guile in him could be found
I remember his smile, his quiet way
I thought of him on that Sabbath day
My heart cried out Lord, how could this be?
The opening hymn held the answer for me
"Be still my soul" were the words I sang
Peace and calm were the feelings that came
Know that he is in control,
"Be still my soul"
"Be still my soul"
The Journey
I wrote this poem upon the death of my Father in Law.
The Journey
a young spirit comes from God
pure, clean, and
ready to be loved and taught
a growing spirit returns to God
tested, proved, and
ready to be loved and taught
a mature spirit lives with God
crowned, glorified and
ready to love and teach
a beautiful spirit, the son of God
scourged, sacrificed, and triumphant made the journey possible
The Journey
a young spirit comes from God
pure, clean, and
ready to be loved and taught
a growing spirit returns to God
tested, proved, and
ready to be loved and taught
a mature spirit lives with God
crowned, glorified and
ready to love and teach
a beautiful spirit, the son of God
scourged, sacrificed, and triumphant made the journey possible
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