Joanie's black eye

Joanie got a black eye from a railing
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow

She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine

Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked

Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue