A Very Vista Christmas

Twas the day before Christmas break and down every hall

The kids are all wound up, teachers climbing the walls

Each student was waiting to get out of their chair

The Christmas song singing was about to be there

With Jolene in her office and Cheryl on her broom

We’ve got faculty seething in many a room

The fridges are just clean as a whistle

It was emptied with little warning and everyone bristled

It sure is a good thing that it is a short day

It can’t come too soon that they all go away

The buses will come and the parents will drive

And all we can hope for is to get out alive

It’s a good thing that Christmas is a full week away

That gives you some time to forget this long day

So all you can say as the school day does end

We have a whole year before we do it again

Joanie's black eye

Joanie got a black eye from a railing
Walking down the isle at the show
You may think it's slick outside at Christmas
But, she would have been safer in the snow

She had bought a coke and popcorn
junior mints and some red vines
she headed back to the family
you would think that everything would be just fine

Then she came up to the stairway
the lights were out and it was black
the result left was poor Joanie
looking like someone had been attacked

Now we're all concerned for Joanie
The theater people seem so too
But, I thinkin their just worried
Hoping that poor Joanie doesn't sue

Listen

Listen, there's a little girl names Secret
She's our own albino child
Oh, Oh, Oh

I'll tell ya
she's as sweet as she can be
she gives gifts ya gotta see
what ya gonna do
OOOOOh

Mis Lighty
Oh Mis Lighty is her mom
the booty, it goes on and on
there's enough for two
OOOOOOh

Lola

Her name is Lola
She is a trailer
Painted white and red
Go, Go Utes is what is said

She likes to tailgate
Down by Rice- Eccles
She doesn't have to go to far
She is like a rolling bar

She's rooting for the U
Winning is what they do

She wouldn't miss a game
Everyone should know her name
She's always there, handled with great care
She's got that growing fame

It's time to tail gate
east of the south gate
It's the greatest thing to do
Just don't be wearing any blue