Big Fit at Sonic

I sat on the bread
Because of you is what I said
I threw a big fit
Right there at Sonic

You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There was nothing else that I could do
It's no lie
My aunt laughed and quickly got out of it
My big fit at Sonic

So now I'm older
It's still your fault
That's what I told her
Every one laughs
when they think if it
My big fit at Sonic

You ask why?
I say it's because of you
You ask why?
There what nothing else that I could do
You ask why?
upon the bread is where I lit
So, I threw a fit at Sonic

Little Granny Finger

(Think wrapped around your finger by the Police)

If you come to see the little Granny
You may think she sweet as she can be
Just a word of warning should you linger
You may see her fly that middle finger

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger

You may only come here for a visit
You'll gather round the table where we all sit
A little coaxing is all that's she'll require
Soon you'll see that finger heading higher

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger

If your driving her and you have a sun roof
Keep it closed or soon everyone will have proof
That the finger flies whenever the mood does arise
Everyone one around gets a surprise

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger

Jamie came from Heaven..

(think we didn't start the fire - Billy Joel)

Paper, pens
Downs friends
Love for great big rings

Bowling tapes
Grease, Hairspray
Barbies and their things

"It fine"
My favorite line
Happiness she brings

Giant smiles
All the while
She dances and she sings

Jamie came from Jesus
She is here among us
to try and teach us,
Jamie came from heaven
We know she's going back there
I fate I hope we all share

The Devil is Canadian

We've heard the Devil went down to Georgia
looking for a soul to steal
But, he came from Canada in a blue canoe
The Olympics have revealed

With taps on his shoes and horns on his head
he danced a gig, it filled us with dread
His minions danced around him with glee
Twirling and tapping from what I could see

The cauldron looked like a three legged stool
The forth leg was broken, oh what a fool
But, it just didn't matter what happened inside
Wayne hopped in a truck and away they did drive

The real cauldron was found way down the road
Oh just kidding, was what we were told

The Devil's in the details, or so I heard
He's home in Vancouver playing the fiddle, how absurd

So, when he comes to your town, here is what you should say
Just yell go home, back up north ay!