Little Granny Finger

(Think wrapped around your finger by the Police)

If you come to see the little Granny
You may think she sweet as she can be
Just a word of warning should you linger
You may see her fly that middle finger

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger

You may only come here for a visit
You'll gather round the table where we all sit
A little coaxing is all that's she'll require
Soon you'll see that finger heading higher

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger

If your driving her and you have a sun roof
Keep it closed or soon everyone will have proof
That the finger flies whenever the mood does arise
Everyone one around gets a surprise

You'll see the little granny finger
You'll see her fly her middle finger
She'll smile and laugh while giving you the finger